your fucking boyfriend

listen you don't get a 

boy friend

you don't need one either

listen you forget the

boy friend

he don't exist and he ain't your

boy friend

nobody loves you, kid.

now shut the fuck up and go to sleep

and screw the dreams of the lovely

boy friend

he ain't lovely and he ain't in love with

you don't have a 

boy friend

you won't have a 

boy friend

what happened to your

boy friend

oh he drowned my 

boy friend

but i made him up my 

boy friend

he doesn't exist my

boy friend

we don't have sex my

boy friend

says he loves me but my

boy friend

isn't real see he drowned

in a fire

while i was at the beach

and anyway i loved him

but our kids would've grown up

and we didn't want that so

you know, my 

boy friend

said he loved me

and i said i love you back

and you know what he said he said

fuck growing up

you and i, we'll build our boat

bottoms up

uppoms down

and i love you

iloveyou

youaren'trealbutiloveyou

nobody loves you, kid.

it just don't work.